Save Sark from Sark

We love Steve Sarkisian the head coach, the program builder, the recruiter, the fundraiser. That's why we're asking.

  1. Stop the squat.

    Hand over the play calls and the scheme.

    The numbers
    Steve Sarkisian squatting on the sideline with his play sheet
    Getty Images via The New York Times
    • 0Top-15 offensive FEI seasons under Sark, 2021–26. Best: 17th.
    • 103rdOf 138 in yards per play this year. 13th in 2023.
    • T-26thGames with 4+ offensive TDs since joining the SEC. Tied with offensive giant Vanderbilt. A&M has more.
  2. Fire Kyle Flood.

    Some friends are friends for a season or two, and that's okay.

    The numbers
    Florida's No. 94 sacking Arch Manning
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  3. Fire Jeff Banks.

    Thank you for the 2023 unit. It's 2026.

    The numbers
    Oklahoma's Danny Okoye blocking Texas' punt in the end zone
    AP Photo/Jeffrey McWhorter

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